Wines are categorized by regions. They reflect the soil, rain and sunshine of each particular area. Here at our local wine cellar we are often treated to a display that is dubbed "regional selections." The display offers amazing wines from specific regions that are hand selected by the wine shop staff.
We do the same.
But our definition of "regions" is a bit unique.
We define "regions" as the, ahem, "nether regions."
It's important to talk about these areas because they are usually the #1 site for chafing, irritation and inflammation while swimming, riding, paddling or running. People are often embarrassed to mention problems in bodily areas such as this.
So we do it for you!
Hence, our "regional selections" display!
Look at all that lube!
The Profile Lube is designed especially for use with neoprene. Things such as wetsuits and neoprene gloves. It reduces the binding of neoprene and skin which makes the action of swimming so much more comfortable.
Brave Soldier is a "one lube for everything" sort of concoction. It is a botanical based formula that can be applied just about anywhere. It includes natural anti-bacterial plant oils that keeps infections at bay.
Our old cycling standby is Chamois Butt'r. It is made specifically for the action of cycling and is a little thicker than the other lubes. It is massaged into synthetic or natural chamois and applied to the skin in the special regions of the body. It is unique in that the Butt'r includes a "natural cooling and soothing effect" that is akin to biting into a York Peppermint Patty... WOOHOO!
The last of the selections is a new product for us called Hoo Ha Ride Glide. (Really!) It is a lube designed by women for women. It includes a higher percentage of anti-bacterial agents to, as the label states, "protect your most girlie parts from chaffing, friction burns, irritation, inflammation and saddle sores."
Well folks, there you have it!
Pick up a lube, wipe it on "yer parts" and exercise with wild abandon.